Z-Burbia Box Set | Books 4-6 [The Road Trip Trilogy] by Bible Jake

Author:Bible, Jake [Bible, Jake]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Zombie Apocalypse
Publisher: Jake Bible
Published: 2021-06-19T04:00:00+00:00

THERE ARE NO DREAMS, no nightmares, no thoughts whatsoever while I sleep. The only way I actually know that I sleep is that something wakes me up. I feel a light touch which, in the zombie apocalypse, is plenty of touch to bring me out of a sleep. I have the presence of mind not to panic and try to scramble away, since I know I’m up on a boulder in the pitch blackness, and any move could send me tumbling down to the Zs.

The Zs? Did they make it up to the top?

I listen, but don’t hear the telltale hissing, or moaning, or shuffling.

What I do hear is a soft snuffling sound. Like a dog sniffing its food dish. There is no doubt that whatever touched me is also sniffing me. Jesus, are there animals down here in this mine? Did some possum work its way into the pit and is living off the scraps of those that don’t make it? Great.

The snuffling gets louder until it is right next to my ear. I can feel something next to me, but the feeling I’m getting is that it’s much larger than a possum. I can also feel warmth coming off it from its breath and body heat. And the distinct smell of ... BO?

So, it’s a large possum with warm breath and body odor. That totally makes sense.

Then it licks me.

“Motherfucker!” I scream, and start swatting blindly in the dark.

“Ow! Hey! Stop!” a voice shouts.

A voice I recognize.

“Rafe?” I ask. “Is that you?”

“Short Pork? Holy shit, man! How’d you get down here?” Rafe replies, only inches from me.

“Fuck how I got down here. Did you sniff and then lick me?” I ask.

Rafe doesn’t answer for a while then quietly says, “Maybe.”

“You fucking asshole! You were totally going to try to eat me! You can take the canny out of Cannibal Road, but you can’t take Cannibal Road out of the canny! You fucking piece of shit!”

“I wasn’t going to eat you, honest,” Rafe pleads. “I was just checking to make sure you were living. You know, like as in not a Z. I can’t see shit, so I sniffed you. You smell like Z, by the way. Then I licked you, just to see if you tasted like a Z. Also, to see if you were warm.”

“You could have just patted me down,” I reply. “That’s how you find out if a person is warm or not.”

“Yeah, but I can’t see you, and I was afraid I’d get my fingers bitten if I stuck out my hands,” Rafe says.

“So you stick your tongue out instead? Because Zs don’t eat tongue? There is a serious flaw in your logic, fucker.”

“I don’t have to explain myself,” Rafe huffs. “You should just be glad I found you.”

“Really? Why’s that?” I ask. “You have some magic plan to get us out of here?”

“Well ... no,” he admits. “But there’s safety in numbers.”

“Not if one of those numbers tries to eat the other one!” I yell.

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